The rack · Issues 00–05
Six issues. One through-line.
Orphan revival through present day. Click a cover. Tap to reveal balloons. Arrow keys work. Progress stays on this machine.
No. 00Sumerian Exodus
Terra Abandonment
Ten thousand years of wizard lore, Sumerian hulls, and a chain that folded while Earth kept the lights on for nobody.
c. 8000 BCE / 2022 · Unopened
No. 01OG Crunkeyland Mission
The Orphan King
Uncle Paul puts a crown in a kid's hands. Ringer posts the collateral. Crunkeyland leaves for the lunar pad.
2021 · Unopened
No. 02Wormhole Incident
Wormhole Contractor
Leon J. Skrumpf, failed coding, successful catastrophe. Frozen zombies become inventory.
2021 · Unopened
No. 03Fight Club Era
Ape-In FC
The pit is rehabilitation, inventory, and eleven percent Cowboy Dan. Hands up.
2021 · Unopened
No. 04RingLeader Books
RingLeader Investments
Talent. Zombies. Alley shows. The book that collateralized a crown.
2021–22 · Unopened
No. 05Present Day Revival
Keep Going
Luna peg broke. Voyager froze. Creativity sat in a drawer. The ignored race never left.
2023–26 · Unopened