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Built off the existing posts

Character bios from November 2021, Terra post-mortem, Time Flies. The mythology and the newsletter are running the same play. These open on coffeefordessert.com.

2021-10-31
The Orphan Origins
Where the kid gets pulled out of the stampede and the mission starts filing itself.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
King Crunkey and MooonKey lead the OG Crunkeyland mission
Crown, sidekick, lunar pad. The roster that made the colony real.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Dale o'Gherkins
Vibe Regulator. Banana Hammocks. Instant classics off the Meaningwave warp drive.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Cowboy Dan
Land manager, zombie wrangler, eleven percent of the circus.
No. 02 Wormhole Contractor
2021-11-14
Chrys Tal, the Wizard Chess Champion
Blindfolded at eleven. Diamond lenses. Never give up.
No. 00 Terra Abandonment
2021-11-14
Zigzwanathan Zugzwang aka Ziggy Zug
Born in a Crunk Forest lightning storm. Advisor, gaming companion.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Leon J. Skrumpf IAF
Wormhole contractor. Failed coding. Successful catastrophe.
No. 02 Wormhole Contractor
2021-11-14
Disco Dan
Taught Dale the music. Tickets ships. Cuts grass with scissors.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Rodger Ringer
Dean of Training. Zombie-Boxing 101. Older brother, tighter bell.
No. 03 Ape-In FC
2021-11-14
Randy Ringer
Talent scout. Alley concerts. The book behind the crown.
No. 04 RingLeader Investments
2021-11-14
Uncle Paul
Scrappy the Trainer. Pulled the orphan out of the stampede.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Jake Paul Fight Club Tribute
Lights Out. Twenty-seven zombie KOs. Cousin of the King.
No. 03 Ape-In FC
2021-11-14
FC Tribute Jonathan Green
Old Mean Jonathan Green. Learned in an alley. Still undefeated.
No. 03 Ape-In FC
2021-11-14
AB FC Tribute 107
Android 107. Southpaw. Unbreakable jaw. Reliable wager.
No. 03 Ape-In FC
2021-11-14
Intern 8082 aka Brose o'Ghost
Lottery of 9,999. Weekly reports. Keep going.
No. 05 Keep Going
2021-11-14
Yogi o'Yieldy UofG
Discipline equals freedom. NFA-as-a-service.
No. 04 RingLeader Investments
2021-11-14
MC Steezy
eMCee of Ape-In FC. Hands up is the whole speech.
No. 03 Ape-In FC
2021-11-14
Steve Stinger
Kush Myrrh Supply Co. Declined the OG mission. Crop still moved.
No. 01 The Orphan King
2021-11-14
Hazey Blaise
Seasonal pHaze harvests. Chill hiker in a wormhole town.
No. 05 Keep Going
2022-04-01
CFD Daily Forecast April 1
Market weather over Crunktown while the peg was still pretending.
No. 04 RingLeader Investments
2022-04-08
CFD Daily Forecast April 8
Another morning report from a desk that still believed in charts.
No. 04 RingLeader Investments
2022-05-13
Terra Post-Mortem
Real talk after the chain folded. Can the devs do anything. Steady lads.
No. 00 Terra Abandonment
2023-01-08
Time Flies
Luna, Voyager, a drawer of unpolished work. Three words: keep going.
No. 05 Keep Going
2023-01-14
CFD News Weekend Update January 14, 2023
Chess training relaunch. Markets stirring. Crunks still active.
No. 05 Keep Going

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